Random Disease Generator.

Pharmaceutical companies make billions every year from disorders, diseases and medical conditions. Got a strange symptom? They'll cook up a cure and they'll even give your symptoms a catchy name if they think they can make money with it.

So to help pharmaceutical companies come up with new ideas for diseases and drugs they can market, the Random Disease Generator was invented.

Some examples:
Paranoid Hillbilly Teeth Disease, Paranoid Bush-Cheney Syndrome, Hypersensitive Bowleg Inbred Disorder, Hypersensitive Jock Itch Disorder, Acquired Tom Cruise Insanity Disorder

[ Random Disease Generator ]