Death Cause Generator.

Let the way of your death be foretold. I know, it's morbid but using this generator is more fun than actually dying!



It seems that I, while on a boat, will slip and fall overboard. As I struggle to climb back in, my hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. I sink beneath the water as I bleed profusely.

(via innings)

[ Death Cause Generator ]