Jedi Training Generator.

So the main thing The Phantom Menace taught us about the Force is that any sort of Jedi training involves enduring constant platitudes from your master, possibly while performing calisthenics.

Request a Jedi education. Run it a few hundred times and you'll have all the knowledge of a Jedi without those nasty training-saber nicks.



The Generator's Jedi Master told him:



If you do not have balance, the Dark Side will overthrow you. Remember. Your spirit is wise, but your emotions, reckless. Only control can protect your future.



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