Dr. Unheimlich's Disease Generator.

If you can't achieve immortality by not dying, you can at least achieve it by dying of something original. Unheimlich Laboratories offer a full diagnosis and registration service, by which your current, or imminent, ailment can be archived in your name, in perpetuity.

The Generator placed one of his body parts in the box and the Disease Generator said:



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