SubGenius Rant Generator.

Are you familiar with the 'Word of Bob?'
Maybe you need to learn more. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet divinely authentic spews of truth.

Blessed is the REAL SubGenius! BLESSED is he who needs no Clench meeting to refill his Slack. Yet he still is INVISIBLE to the False SubGeniis. The SubGenius I'm talking about is free and is FREE from the idiotic bonds of time clocks. Will YOU be among the Saved? The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The Glorps will FLEE before that Stark Fist, but TOO LATE! They don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! So TAKE it! divine mockery is our DUTY!

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