Neon Sign Generator.

Create your own Neon Sign at Neon Central.



(via J-Walk Blog)

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Acronym Generator.

Tired of practicing your blank stares for when someone says they need a TCP/IP-based LAN set up and a USB-to-SCSI adapter ASAP? Do you wish you could throw around acronyms with that same casual attitude that pisses you off so much? Here's your chance.

The Generator entered 'monday' and the Acronym Generator said it could be a 'Modular Optical Non-Device Architecture Yield.'

[ Acronym Generator ]

ID Card Generator.

Create your own UK Identity Card.
Without it, you're no-one.



(via J-Walk Blog)

[ ID Card Generator ]

Silly Tasting Notes Generator.

Ever wanted to show off like you're a wine connoisseur? The next time you're having diner and want to impress the other guests, use the Silly Tasting Notes Generator to come up with something like:

Big and strong but french-oaked Dessert wine. Spews pork rind, understated teriyaki and semi-weak wart ointment. Fully refined but unripe perceptable pungent spore and smoked yellow taffy.

[ Silly Tasting Notes Generator ]

Wedding Toast Generator.

Here's a simple formula that allows you to build your own toast. Simply take a piece from the Intro section, add to it a piece from the Content section and then add a final piece from the Closing section to produce your very own well written toast.

[ Wedding Toast Generator ]

Unitarian Jihad Name Generator.

The Unitarian Jihad will appear in public places and require people to shake hands with each other. They will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs as Xerox repair specialists. Demagogues of all stripes will be required to read Proust out loud in prisons. Get your Unitarian Jihad Name.

The Generator's Unitarian Jihad Name is:
Brother Howitzer of Compassion.

[ Unitarian Jihad Name Generator ]

Bush Press Conference Response Generator.

Ask George W. Bush a question and he'll respond.
The Generator asked: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Er. I mean... (long pause) I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time, so I could plan for it. You know, I just... I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.

[ Bush Press Conference Response Generator ]

SubGenius Rant Generator.

Are you familiar with the 'Word of Bob?'
Maybe you need to learn more. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet divinely authentic spews of truth.

Blessed is the REAL SubGenius! BLESSED is he who needs no Clench meeting to refill his Slack. Yet he still is INVISIBLE to the False SubGeniis. The SubGenius I'm talking about is free and is FREE from the idiotic bonds of time clocks. Will YOU be among the Saved? The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The Glorps will FLEE before that Stark Fist, but TOO LATE! They don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! So TAKE it! divine mockery is our DUTY!

[ SubGenius Rant Generator ]

James Bond's Martini Generator.

Do you have what it takes to mix a martini for 007?
The rewards for success are many. The penalty for failure is grave.

[ James Bond's Martini Generator ]

Serial Killer Alias Generator.

You have your fishhooks, rubber gloves, rusty nails and Beach Boys albums. Now all you need is a name that will send chills down the vertibrae of your victims.

The Generator's Serial Killer Alias is Jake the Grinder.

[ Serial Killer Alias Generator ]

Work Haiku Generator.

You may have a boring and depressing job, but thanks to the Work Haiku Generator you can leave your 6 x 6 foot cubicle cell working for 'The Man' and escape into a snow covered field. While senior managers mull over how to spend their bonus checks, you can spend your time taunting them with an ancient Japanese art form.

Smoke break, Coffee break,
Lunch, Now: at work I dwell on
Times when I don't work

[ Work Haiku Generator ]

Inner Goddess Generator.

According to this lingerie site, there's a hidden goddess inside us all. Find your true divine destiny with the Inner Goddess Revealer.

The Generator is the Goddess of comfy sofas, sunsets and things that you cannot afford. This season, this goddess will mostly be wearing basque style lingerie.

(via Hannah)

[ Inner Goddess Generator ]

Wedding Chapel Sign Generator.

Make your own custom wedding chapel sign.



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Fractal Worldmap Generator.

The Fractal Worldmap Generator lets you generate your own worldmaps on the fly. Just enter some numbers and after a while you'll get a fractal worldmap in gif-format.



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Web Quest Generator.

A Web Quest is a method used to engage students in inquiry based learning. A web quest is meant to guide students through a process of inquiry through a set of assigned tasks that lead them to a conclusion, or that results in a product.

[ Web Quest Generator ]

LiveJournal Drama Generator.

The Live Journal Dramanator builds randomized drama customized to a specific LiveJournal user. The drama includes matters of life, death, love, war, and all of the kinds.
All the drama you see is 100% pure, recycled LiveJournal drama lifted fresh from the pages of some of the most dramatic people on Earth.



[ LiveJournal Drama Generator ]

Pattern Generator.

The Pattern Generator is actually a game, but a difficult one. It allows the user to learn to recognize several types of patterns through filling in the missing pieces.

After looking at the pieces of the pattern that are already in place, click and drag the missing pieces onto the board.

[ Pattern Generator ]