terça-feira, 31 de janeiro de 2006

Contextual Art Generator.

Make a work of art by entering text search terms. Doing a search for your name may not yield many images if there are not any images of you indexed by Google on the net.
I entered 'The Generator Blog' and got the picture below.

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[ Real Time Contextual Art Generator ]

Crap Generator.

Create a crap online with the Crapmachine. Choose temperature, weight, impact, who should crap and where it should land.

(thanks Eric)

[ Crap Generator ]

Postmodern Modernist Generator.

It is believed that a postmodern view is cool, ironic, and accepting of the fragmentation of contemporary existence. The Postmodern Modernist Generator creates a postmodern design in a light-hearted manner.

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3D Face Generator.

The Face Generator Appliance renders a 3D illustration of your face based on the information you supply. Just answer some simple questions related to your facial features and lifestyle, and the result is an amazingly accurate image of your face.

Here's a picture the Face Generator created of me.
It's remarkably accurate!

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(thanks Norman)

[ 3D Face Generator ]

domingo, 29 de janeiro de 2006

Fart Generator.

Create virtual farts and email them to your friends and family.

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(thanks Eric)

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London Night Out Generator.

With this generator you can make an itinerary of a night out in London. Where do you want to go, what do you want to eat, do you want to visit an early or a late evening bar, and where is it all going to end up?

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(thanks Norman)

[ London Night Out Generator ]

sexta-feira, 27 de janeiro de 2006

Favicon Generator.

A favicon is an icon associated with a particular website or webpage. Browsers that support favicons may display them in the browser's URL bar, and next to the site's name in lists of bookmarks.

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(via jasonspage.net)

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Watermark Generator.

This tool creates an effect like notarizing a legal document where a stamped out look is made. Stamp your company name on your photos so no one will steal your images! Watermarking usually requires expensive software installed on your computer, but not anymore.

(thanks Norman)

[ Watermark Generator ]

quinta-feira, 26 de janeiro de 2006

Hypnosis Generator.

Use this free virtual hypnosis generator to help yourself to lose weight, stop smoking, fall in love, overcome fears, and much more. Getting hypnotized has never been easier!

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(thanks Eric)

[ Hypnosis Generator ]

Flickr Logo Generator.

Make your own Flickr style logo.

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(via Candy Addict)

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segunda-feira, 23 de janeiro de 2006

Booger Generator.

If you're into nose picking, here's your chance to create a virtual booger.

(thanks Eric)

[ Booger Generator ]

Karma Generator.

See what the Karma Generator has to say about your Karmic mood today. Click on the beads to open a browser window with your own personal Karma Generator charged and ready. Follow the instructions carefully and you will soon receive your Karma for the day.

(thanks Norman)

[ Karma Generator ]

domingo, 22 de janeiro de 2006

Makeover Generator.

Get a free makeover online. See how you would look with different hairstyles, lipstick colors, eye shadows, blush color, colored contact lenses, eyeglasses, sunglasses, hats and more.

I do believe I looked better before, but this is what I would look like with a complete makeover.

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(thanks Eric)

[ Makeover Generator ]

Groucho Marx Name Generator.

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(via Candy Addict)

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Ice Cream Cone Generator.

Create your own ice cream cone or sundae.

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(thanks Eric)

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sábado, 21 de janeiro de 2006

Rate A Web Site Generator.

The Gematriculator is a service that uses the infallible methods of Gematria to determine how good or evil a web site or a text passage is. It seems The Generator Blog is 61% good and 39% evil.

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(thanks Norman)

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Science Fiction Novel Generator.

A generator to organize and simplify the task of writing a science fiction novel.

Earth is attacked by tiny Betelgeusian reptiles who are misunderstood, are radioactive and cannot be killed by the Army, so they put us under a benign dictatorship.

(thanks Michelle)

[ Science Fiction Novel Generator ]

sexta-feira, 20 de janeiro de 2006

Smiley Generator.

Create your own smileys and smiley flags.

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(thanks Norman)

[ Smiley Generator ]

segunda-feira, 16 de janeiro de 2006

Romance Novel Cover Generator.

Turn your picture into a romance novel cover. Perfect for Valentine's Day, anniversary or wedding gift. Upload a picture, enter a novel title and author name, choose a color and presto, your very own romance novel cover.

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[ Romance Novel Cover Generator ]

Label Sign Generator.

Customize your own warning sign label.

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(thanks Norman)

[ Label Sign Generator ]

sábado, 14 de janeiro de 2006

Stamp Generator.

Ever wanted your own first class stamps? Well now you can with Stamp It Out! Creating your own stamps is free and easy. All you need to do is upload an image you would like on your stamps and Stamp It Out creates them for you.

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(thanks Norman)

[ Stamp Generator ]

Lottery Number Generator.

Select how many numbers, the maximum value of the numbers, whether there's a bonus number and how many tickets you wish to create.

3, 8, 14, 18, 19, 24, bonus: 16

(thanks Norman)

[ Lottery Number Generator ]

Political Sign Generator.

Make your own political sign.

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(thanks Norman)

[ Political Sign Generator ]

Suicide Note Generator.

You too can have a great suicide note just like Kurt Cobain, Princess Dianna and David Caruso wrote. Select a reason, fill in your name, click a PS message and hit the 'write note' button.

Then, pussy out, take a 50-hour a week job you hate, marry the first person that feigns interest in you, have some dissappointing and ungrateful children, purchase a ton of your local sports team's merchandise, spend countless hours fantasizing about the happiness you are going to buy when you win Powerball and eagerly wait your natural death.

(thanks Norman)

[ Suicide Note Generator ]

quinta-feira, 12 de janeiro de 2006

Speech Bubble Generator.

Write some text and get your own personal speech bubble.

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(thanks Norman)

[ Speech Bubble Generator ]

terça-feira, 10 de janeiro de 2006

Garfield Comic Strip Generator.

Generate a Garfield comic strip. The strip consists of three segments which you can lock separately until you're satisfied with what you got.

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(via Google Blogsocoped)

[ Garfield Comic Strip Generator ]

Fortune Telling Generator.

GenieSays is a simple fortune telling generator. Enter a question that can be answered with yes or no and the Genie will help you make a decision. Don't take him very seriously though.

[ Fortune Telling Generator ]

domingo, 8 de janeiro de 2006

Automatic Poetry Generator.

The Automatic Poetry Generator creates um... poetry, automatically.
That's it, actually.
Here's the poem I got:

All Rabid Beneath the Clouds.

We are sensuous on the mist, I summon fragments under the air.
Repent! The night has gone, Evil and huge beyond the bullshit.
You battle mammoth men on the water. Be aware! The vision is born.
All rabid beneath the clouds, We meet evil weirdness on the sea.
Awaken! The fun is coming, fading slowly, an empty address book.
For whose sake the hero come singing in a different light.

(via Jasonspage.net)

[ Automatic Poetry Generator ]

sexta-feira, 6 de janeiro de 2006

Wordsearch Generator.

Make your own wordsearch puzzle. Give it a title, type some words, set the difficulty level and make it. You can even print out the puzzle.

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[ Wordsearch Generator ]

quinta-feira, 5 de janeiro de 2006

Officious Memos Generator.

The Virtual Manager creates business double talk and officious sounding memos with no real meaning.

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[ Officious Memos Generator ]

quarta-feira, 4 de janeiro de 2006

Motivation Generator.

Armed with a digital camera and that non-stop wit of yours, you now have the power to turn a simple photograph into an inspirational message that will burn forever in the hearts and minds of dozens. With the Motivator you can Motivate, Inspire, or Mock.

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(thanks Norman)

[ Motivation Generator ]

Late-Night Cable Movie Plot Generator.

Anyone who has ever watched their premium cable channels late at night knows the kind of movie that will be on, and the same ten actors and actresses that will be in every one of them. Now, you can create your own late-night cable movie plot.

Here's a plot I created, it's called 'Intimate Secrets':

Horatio is a gruff but loveable hitman with more than a gun in his pocket. This assassin (Jan-Michael Vincent) can't stop watching the action next door during an acid flashback. In the brief moments she wears clothes, Jennifer (Delia Sheppard) plans the perfect crime. Michael Ironside is a loner with a wife with an agenda.

[ Late-Night Cable Movie Plot Generator ]

terça-feira, 3 de janeiro de 2006

Wedding Shower Bingo Cards Generator.

Wedding Shower Bingo is a game played during the gift opening period of the shower. The game card looks like a traditional bingo card, but instead of numbers, you'll see shower gift items on the card.
After creating your own bingo cards you are directed to a pdf file where you can download them and print them out.

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[ Wedding Shower Bingo Cards Generator ]

Also available:
[ Baby Shower Bingo Cards Generator ]
[ Bridal Shower Bingo Cards Generator ]

Name-calling Acronym Generator.

Enter 2 to 7 letters and the Bile Machine will produce a name-calling acronym. I entered my name and the acronym was:

Gibbering, Elementary Rube, Accustomed to Rudeness and Deviance.

[ Name-calling Acronym Generator ]

segunda-feira, 2 de janeiro de 2006

Live Action Comic Strip Generator.

The Live Action Comic Strip Generator, or Grafik Dynamo as it's actually named, is a net art work by Kate Armstrong and Michael Tippett that loads live images from blogs and news sources on the web into a live action comic strip. The images are accompanied by narrative fragments that are dynamically loaded into speech and thought bubbles and randomly displayed.

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[ Live Action Comic Strip Generator ]

New Year's Resolution Generator.

The Amazing New Year's Resolution Generator helps you make up your mind for 2006. You can either start something or stop something, and the generator will tell you what it is.

It told me to stop dating people from the Internet every day.

(via Michelle's Mental Clutter)

[ New Year's Resolution Generator ]

Penguin Message Generator.

Type some words and a very smart penguin will create a message by sliding through the snow.

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[ Penguin Message Generator ]