sábado, 31 de dezembro de 2005

terça-feira, 27 de dezembro de 2005

Coin Generator.

This is a German site where you can make your own coins. You can choose from several pictures or upload your own (eigenes JPG-Bild verwenden). Give it a value (Wert), enter some text, choose your material and quality and click on 'Münze prägen.'

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[ Coin Generator ]

sábado, 24 de dezembro de 2005

Christmas Card Generator.

Choose a background, a character, some accessories, a font and type some text. Then print out your card.

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[ Christmas Card Generator ]

Christmas BlogCard Generator.

Create your own Christmas BlogCard.

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[ Christmas BlogCard Generator ]

Christmas Name Generator.

At this magical time of year, the elves are busy wrapping up the toys and packing them on the sleigh. If you were one of Santa's little helpers, what would your name be?

My name would be Cutie Brandy butter-Tummy

[ Christmas Name Generator ]

Christmas Elf Name Generator.

Another Elf Name Generator.
Type in your name to find out what your Christmas Elf Name is.

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[ Christmas Elf Name Generator ]

sexta-feira, 23 de dezembro de 2005

Minifesto Generator.

A minifesto is an animated GIF that can be used as a forum avatar or as your icon on LiveJournal, MySpace, Xanga, or anywhere else you like.

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Write some text and click Submit to get your own personal minifesto.

(thanks Norman)

Minifesto Generator

quarta-feira, 21 de dezembro de 2005

Dotcom Prediction Generator.

You're under pressure to get your 2006 predictions out there before the New Year, but you don't know what to say. Let the Dotcom Prediction Generator do the work for you. Simply fill out a form and you'll be ready to tell the world what next year is going to look like.

Here are my dotcom predictions for 2006:
* A Menlo Park startup is going to open our eyes to some new ways that biotechnology can influence culture. The New York Times will pick up on this and run several cover stories on the founders.
* Bill Gates will be in the spotlight for his decision to support The Generator Blog. This will upset other bloggers, and the blogosphere will react very hostile. The noise will quiet before the end of the year and it will all be forgotten soon after the shock.

(via jasonspage.net)

[ Dotcom Prediction Generator ]

quinta-feira, 15 de dezembro de 2005

Chinese Restaurant Sign Generator.

Design your own Chinese restaurant sign.

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[ Chinese Restaurant Sign Generator ]

domingo, 11 de dezembro de 2005

Zen Generator.

The Zen Generator is not just a simple generator program, it's a whole weblog. Each day, at 11:30 EST, the Zen Generator creates a new zen lesson, and posts it to the blog. The generator draws from a dictionary of about 11,000 different phrases and word atoms, so the number of permutations is quite large.

(thanks Jeff)

[ Zen Generator ]

sábado, 10 de dezembro de 2005

Chakra Generator.

Are you energetic, creative or do you feel extra talkative today? This could all depend on your daily chakra.
Find out which part of your body is in charge today and how that affects how you feel.

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[ Chakra Generator ]

Sexy Brazilian Name Generator.

If you are Brazilian, you probably have a sexy Brazilian name.
If you are not Brazilian you um... don't. Type your name and see what people would call you if you were a Brazilian.

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[ Sexy Brazilian Name Generator ]

segunda-feira, 5 de dezembro de 2005

Outlaw Biker Name Generator.

What's your Outlaw Biker name? Be a Hog-riding outlaw and kill your enemies! All you need is a good one-percenter name, and soon everyone will cringe in terror.

My outlaw biker name is 'Ol' Greasy' and I'm riding with the 'Cracked Craniums MC.'

[ Outlaw Biker Name Generator ]

domingo, 4 de dezembro de 2005

Celebrity Caricature Generator.

Try the Celebrity Caricature Generator. With a little help from Google Images it does exactly what the title says. Try George W. Bush or Condoleeza Rice for example.

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[ Celebrity Caricature Generator ]

sábado, 3 de dezembro de 2005

Random Blessing Generator.

The Mount Olive Seventh-Day Adventists Church made this random blessing generator, just for fun. Click for a random blessing that you can send to your friends or just a pick me up for today.

May it be Gods will that thou shalt be turned into a pillar of strength, thou keeper of the commandments!

[ Random Blessing Generator ]

quinta-feira, 1 de dezembro de 2005

Google Images Storyteller Generator.

Type in anything you want and the Google Images Storyteller Generator will tell you a story based on your text.
It uses Google Images search results and shows your story in a visual way.

[ Google Images Storyteller Generator ]

quarta-feira, 30 de novembro de 2005

Bad Joke Generator.

The Bad Joke Generator autogenerates terrible, terrible puns about any person or object or archetype, based on the keywords you give it. Here are some examples of really, really bad jokes.

What's a robot's favourite song? Light My Wire.
Where does a bee go on holiday? Stingapore.
What does a zombie like to wear? A Braincoat.

(thanks Kevan)

[ Bad Joke Generator ]

terça-feira, 29 de novembro de 2005

Famous People Image Generator.

Choose a famous person's picture and let them say whatever you want. Currently, there are 168 pictures to choose from.

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[ Famous People Image Generator ]

sábado, 26 de novembro de 2005

Dumbledore Image Generator.

The image shows a scene from a Harry Potter movie whith Professor Dumbledore. You can adjust the text in a speach or though bubble to make Dumbledore think or say anything you want.

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(thanks 648r13||3)

[ Dumbledore Image Generator ]

segunda-feira, 11 de abril de 2005

Neon Sign Generator.

Create your own Neon Sign at Neon Central.

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(via J-Walk Blog)

[ Neon Sign Generator ]

Acronym Generator.

Tired of practicing your blank stares for when someone says they need a TCP/IP-based LAN set up and a USB-to-SCSI adapter ASAP? Do you wish you could throw around acronyms with that same casual attitude that pisses you off so much? Here's your chance.

The Generator entered 'monday' and the Acronym Generator said it could be a 'Modular Optical Non-Device Architecture Yield.'

[ Acronym Generator ]

ID Card Generator.

Create your own UK Identity Card.
Without it, you're no-one.

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(via J-Walk Blog)

[ ID Card Generator ]

domingo, 10 de abril de 2005

Silly Tasting Notes Generator.

Ever wanted to show off like you're a wine connoisseur? The next time you're having diner and want to impress the other guests, use the Silly Tasting Notes Generator to come up with something like:

Big and strong but french-oaked Dessert wine. Spews pork rind, understated teriyaki and semi-weak wart ointment. Fully refined but unripe perceptable pungent spore and smoked yellow taffy.

[ Silly Tasting Notes Generator ]

Wedding Toast Generator.

Here's a simple formula that allows you to build your own toast. Simply take a piece from the Intro section, add to it a piece from the Content section and then add a final piece from the Closing section to produce your very own well written toast.

[ Wedding Toast Generator ]

Unitarian Jihad Name Generator.

The Unitarian Jihad will appear in public places and require people to shake hands with each other. They will require all lobbyists, spokesmen and campaign managers to dress like trout in public. Televangelists will be forced to take jobs as Xerox repair specialists. Demagogues of all stripes will be required to read Proust out loud in prisons. Get your Unitarian Jihad Name.

The Generator's Unitarian Jihad Name is:
Brother Howitzer of Compassion.

[ Unitarian Jihad Name Generator ]

sexta-feira, 8 de abril de 2005

Bush Press Conference Response Generator.

Ask George W. Bush a question and he'll respond.
The Generator asked: If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Er. I mean... (long pause) I wish you would have given me this written question ahead of time, so I could plan for it. You know, I just... I'm sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with an answer, but it hadn't yet.

[ Bush Press Conference Response Generator ]

SubGenius Rant Generator.

Are you familiar with the 'Word of Bob?'
Maybe you need to learn more. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet divinely authentic spews of truth.

Blessed is the REAL SubGenius! BLESSED is he who needs no Clench meeting to refill his Slack. Yet he still is INVISIBLE to the False SubGeniis. The SubGenius I'm talking about is free and is FREE from the idiotic bonds of time clocks. Will YOU be among the Saved? The SubGenius cannot IMAGINE what it is like to be Normal. The Glorps will FLEE before that Stark Fist, but TOO LATE! They don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! So TAKE it! divine mockery is our DUTY!

[ SubGenius Rant Generator ]

quarta-feira, 6 de abril de 2005

James Bond's Martini Generator.

Do you have what it takes to mix a martini for 007?
The rewards for success are many. The penalty for failure is grave.

[ James Bond's Martini Generator ]

Serial Killer Alias Generator.

You have your fishhooks, rubber gloves, rusty nails and Beach Boys albums. Now all you need is a name that will send chills down the vertibrae of your victims.

The Generator's Serial Killer Alias is Jake the Grinder.

[ Serial Killer Alias Generator ]

segunda-feira, 4 de abril de 2005

Work Haiku Generator.

You may have a boring and depressing job, but thanks to the Work Haiku Generator you can leave your 6 x 6 foot cubicle cell working for 'The Man' and escape into a snow covered field. While senior managers mull over how to spend their bonus checks, you can spend your time taunting them with an ancient Japanese art form.

Smoke break, Coffee break,
Lunch, Now: at work I dwell on
Times when I don't work

[ Work Haiku Generator ]

Inner Goddess Generator.

According to this lingerie site, there's a hidden goddess inside us all. Find your true divine destiny with the Inner Goddess Revealer.

The Generator is the Goddess of comfy sofas, sunsets and things that you cannot afford. This season, this goddess will mostly be wearing basque style lingerie.

(via Hannah)

[ Inner Goddess Generator ]

Wedding Chapel Sign Generator.

Make your own custom wedding chapel sign.

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[ Wedding Chapel Sign Generator ]

Fractal Worldmap Generator.

The Fractal Worldmap Generator lets you generate your own worldmaps on the fly. Just enter some numbers and after a while you'll get a fractal worldmap in gif-format.

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[ Fractal Worldmap Generator ]

Web Quest Generator.

A Web Quest is a method used to engage students in inquiry based learning. A web quest is meant to guide students through a process of inquiry through a set of assigned tasks that lead them to a conclusion, or that results in a product.

[ Web Quest Generator ]

domingo, 3 de abril de 2005

LiveJournal Drama Generator.

The Live Journal Dramanator builds randomized drama customized to a specific LiveJournal user. The drama includes matters of life, death, love, war, and all of the kinds.
All the drama you see is 100% pure, recycled LiveJournal drama lifted fresh from the pages of some of the most dramatic people on Earth.

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[ LiveJournal Drama Generator ]

Pattern Generator.

The Pattern Generator is actually a game, but a difficult one. It allows the user to learn to recognize several types of patterns through filling in the missing pieces.

After looking at the pieces of the pattern that are already in place, click and drag the missing pieces onto the board.

[ Pattern Generator ]

quinta-feira, 31 de março de 2005

Academy Awards Acceptance Speech Generator.

Up for an Oscar, but too darned busy to write your acceptance speech? Have no fear! This handy-dandy interweb doo-dad can do the heavy lifting for you.

The Generator's Acceptance Speech for the Best Complexion in a Documentary Oscar:

Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so surgically enhanced! And this statue - it's so heavy! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to secretly suspect that even in my wildest fits of self-loathing, I never would have frantically prayed that this could ever be so meaningless. And to the other suck-ass nominees, I want each of you to know how totally saddened your fake smiles makes me feel right now!

You know when they first told me I was not the father, I just had to take a Xanax and laugh about how freakish my experiences have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda cheap You know, there are so many back-stabbing leeches to thank! First off though, I want to thank the senile old bats of the Academy, who looked deep within their lint-encrusted navels before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my life. And to the hooker with the heart of gold, who taught me to take life by the day. And finally, to all the personal assistants I fired - I couldn't have done it without you!

Thank you America, and good night!

[ Academy Awards Acceptance Speech Generator ]

Random Daily Prompt Generator.

If you're a writer or a teacher, you can use the Random Daily Prompt Generator to find a suitable writing topic for your journal or your weblog.

Think of an interesting ceiling you once stared at and thought about. Write about you staring... and what it was that caused you to stare.

[ Random Daily Prompt Generator ]

quarta-feira, 30 de março de 2005

Steven Seagal Movie Generator.

The titles and plots are randomly assembled from the titles and plots of actual Steven Seagal films.

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Shadows on Siege, starring: Steven Seagal, DMX and Robbie Gee.
Plot Summary:
Steven Seagal is a buddhist monk who needs to stop an evil business tycoon (played by Robbie Gee) from hijacking a Navy Battleship. Seagal is joined by a police officer and old friend (played by DMX). With the odds against them, can they prevent Robbie Gee from killing off a girl Seagal has never met?

[ Steven Seagal Movie Generator ]

Evangelist Name Generator.

So you want to be an evangelist? The first thing to realize is that an evangelist is a performer, and as such his name is his calling card. The most difficult thing to decide, once you've accepted the call of God to enter the ministry, is what name you will adopt. Save yourself heartache and use the Evangelist Name Generator.

The Generator's Evangelist name is:
Pastor Buckminster Lee Widders

[ Evangelist Name Generator ]

terça-feira, 29 de março de 2005

New Media Company Generator.

Starting up a new media firm?
Stuck for a good name and a catchy tagline?
Use the New Media Company Generator.

The Generator created this New Media Company:

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[ New Media Company Generator ]

Sick Call Excuse Generator.

The Sick Call Excuse Generator is helpful to you in deciding the excuse for your forthcoming day off, like:

Constipation has made me a walking time bomb, or
My twitch is back and I might damage something, or
My poison ivy is oozing pretty bad today.

[ Sick Call Excuse Generator ]

Cutesy Pet Name Generator.

So, you've just hooked a great mate, but don't have a disgustingly cute pet name for them yet? Prepare for an endearing experience.

The Generator's Cutesy Pet Name is Doodle Nooks

[ Cutesy Pet Name Generator ]

Totem Generator.

A totem animal can stay with you a lifetime, an eternity, or just as long as it needs or wishes to. Take a moment to prepare yourself for the sacred act of receiving your totem. Close your eyes and breathe deeply. Feel your heart beating within you, and make a promise to honour your totem.

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The Generator's totem animal is a Wildcat.

[ Totem Generator ]

Ninja Burger Name Generator.

Simply enter your real name in the space provided to learn your new secret Ninja Burger Ninja Name. Use this name in all future dealings with Ninja Burger customers.

The Generator's Ninja Burger Name is Haruyasu Kato-san

[ Ninja Burger Name Generator ]

Celtic Cross Stitch Generator.

Use this handy online chart generator to create free cross stitch charts for Names, Captions, or any other text, in a Celtic typestyle.

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[ Celtic Cross Stitch Generator ]

segunda-feira, 28 de março de 2005

Nostradamus Quatrain Generator.

Nostradamus, the mere mention of this prophetic Frenchman conjures up mystical thoughts in mortal men. The fully automated Nostradamus Quatrain Generator can provide you with a personalized quatrain, already translated into English, for use in your daily life.

The year that the brothers of the lily come of age
The bird of prey offers itself to the heavens
Two great rocks for a long time will make war
And then Arethusa will color a new river red

[ Nostradamus Quatrain Generator ]

Biscuit Name Generator.

Create your name in biscuits.

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[ Biscuit Name Generator ]

Manhattan Socialite Name Generator.

Ever wondered what it'd be like to be an Upper Eastsider? Well, you'll probably never know, but you can at least have the name of one.

The Generator will be adored as Clark the Bartender.

[ Manhattan Socialite Name Generator ]

domingo, 27 de março de 2005

Essay Generator.

Simply type your topic into the box and make an essay on anything.
Different every time!

An essay on The Generator Blog.

'Brilliant', 'Quite Good', 'What?', these are just some of the comments made recently in the press regarding The Generator Blog.
Let us consider the words of that silver tongued orator, one of the great political analysts Achilles H. Amster 'I don't believe in ghosts, but I do believe in democracy.' Amazingly, he new nothing of The Generator Blog until he was well into his thirties. To paraphrase, the quote is saying 'The Generator wins votes.' Simple as that. I hope, for our sake that The Generator will endure.
Did I mention how lovely The Generator Blog is?
To reiterate, The Generator Blog may not be the best thing since sliced bread, but it's still important. It questions, invades where necessary and statistically it's great.

[ Essay Generator ]

quinta-feira, 24 de março de 2005

Bunny Name Generator.

Are you worthy of Bunny-dom? Ever wonder what your name would be if you were born a magical bunny?
Well, wonder no more!

The Generator's Bunny name is:
Basil Stag Hare Wibby Wabby Rabbit.
Scary, isn't it?

[ Bunny Name Generator ]

Squirrel Name Generator.

So you are in touch with your inner squirrel and want to know your true squirrel name. Just take this scientific test and submit your name to discover it.

The Generator's Squirrel name is:
Sergeant Drunkenpaws.

[ Squirrel Name Generator ]

quarta-feira, 23 de março de 2005

Logline Generator.

Create random log lines, like these:

A lumberjack writes love letters to a stunt double at a bus station.
Six monks search for their missing brother-in-law in a pastry shop.
A cynical husband and an old bird watcher ponder the meaning of life while sharing an umbrella with a discriminating street performer.

[ Logline Generator ]

Timeline Generator.

Simply type in the name of your kingdom, the starting year for your timeline, the years between each major event, and the number of events to generate, then click the Generate Timeline button. It's just that easy.

A Historical Timeline of The Kingdom of Generators.
In the year 2000, it is written that a mine cave-in occurred. In the year 2001, fighting between 'Evil' temples occurred and an Evil Figure died by mishap.
In the year 2002, there was an attack by a group of poorly organized raiders. In the year 2003, there was an epidemic/disease with an infection rate of 51% - 60% and a mortality rate of 30% - 39%.
In the year 2004, there was an invasion to increase the national treasury. In the year 2005, there was a military campaign launched to expand borders.

[ Timeline Generator ]

terça-feira, 22 de março de 2005

Birthchart Generator.

Would you like a free personal astrological birth chart without having to pay a lot of money to some fake gypsy hag at a carnival? Then look no further. Enter your details and have the computer generate your very own personal horoscope.

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[ Birthchart Generator ]

Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator.

If you are from a dysfunctional family, you have either received or written a letter like this. Don't waste any more of your valuable time digging deep into the depths of your soul to tell your family off. Instead, let the Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator do all the hard work for you.

[ Dysfunctional Family Letter Generator ]

Comic Strip Generator.

Another Comic Strip Generator.
This one is from France and it has a bazillion possibilities.

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(via Eric Zorn's Notebook)

[ Comic Strip Generator ]

Theory Generator.

The Theory Generator, using the Theorybot created by Philipp of Google Blogoscoped, creates random theories. The Theorybot is capable of creating 8 million constantly updated theories.
Here's an example:

Metaphorical Religion
We can see vision is an important metaphorical ingredient in Shakespeare's emphasis upon the importance of parenting with the immense power of religion and ethnicity. Without any doubt.
Thus, in nearly every religion the sun was the supreme of the UFO as deity was not merely metaphorical. Shakespeare, steeped in Ovidian mythology, knew Iris well.

1. The Merchant of Venice: Sins of the Father
2. SHG - Condon Report, Sec V, Chapter 1: UFOs in History

[ Theory Generator ]

domingo, 20 de março de 2005

Random Medical Term Generator.

The Random Medical Term Generator generates a...um...random medical term.
Like this one:

The tissue which partially fills the interior of the interseptal chambers of most madreporarian corals. It usually consists of a series of oblique tranverse septa, one above another.

I knew that!

[ Random Medical Term Generator ]

Haiku Generator.

Another Haiku Generator. This one is called Jaiku, a Java applet that generates random Haiku. Or at least three-line text objects that generally have the 5-7-5 syllable pattern that real Haiku usually has.

Memories still bend
Shadows are as sweet as dreams
When clouds and men sing

[ Haiku Generator ]

Random Knowledge Generator.

The Random Knowledge Generator will select a random number of files from the few thousand living in its archives. No pretenses, predilections, predispositions or prestidigitation. Choose whichever one you wish and continue as needed.

[ Random Knowledge Generator ]

Planet Of The Day Generator.

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There are about 200 billion stars in our Milky Way galaxy. Over the next million years our descendents will spread among the stars in an exponential explosion of life, remaking the galaxy as surely as life has remolded Earth in its own image.

The Terranova Planet of the Day Generator is a highly premature anticipation of this exhilarating milestone in the endless adventure of life and intelligence. Every day a new planet is created, and an image of it, as seen from the bridge from your approaching starship, is produced.

[ Planet Of The Day Generator ]

They Fight Crime Generator.

He's an uncontrollable moralistic vagrant from a doomed world. She's a sharp-shooting foul-mouthed pearl diver who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!

[ They Fight Crime Generator ]

sábado, 19 de março de 2005

Where You've Been Generator.

If you're from the United States, you can mark if you've been to, lived in (long term, no vacations) or are currently living in what State.
The result will look like this:

bold the states you've been to, underline the states you've lived in and italicize the state you're in now...

Alabama / Alaska / Arizona / Arkansas / California / Colorado / Connecticut / Delaware / Florida / Georgia / Hawaii / Idaho / Illinois / Indiana / Iowa / Kansas / Kentucky / Louisiana / Maine / Maryland / Massachusetts / Michigan / Minnesota / Mississippi / Missouri / Montana / Nebraska / Nevada / New Hampshire / New Jersey / New Mexico / New York / North Carolina / North Dakota / Ohio / Oklahoma / Oregon / Pennsylvania / Rhode Island / South Carolina / South Dakota / Tennessee / Texas / Utah / Vermont / Virginia / Washington / West Virginia / Wisconsin / Wyoming / Washington D.C /

(via Eric Zorn's Notebook)

[ Where You've Been Generator ]

Bumper Sticker Generator.

Design your own custom bumper stickers. There are ready-made stickers but you can also upload your own design. You have to pay for them but you can always make a screendump of your sticker and use it for your own purpose.
Because of trademark laws I am not allowed to show you any previews.

(via Eric Zorn's Notebook)

[ Bumper Sticker Generator ]

quinta-feira, 17 de março de 2005

Excuse-O-Mat Generator.

Things go wrong, which is awfully annoying of them, and then comes the really difficult thing: explaining what happened. What do you do when the old excuses have been used once too often?
Why, you just use the Excuse-O-Mat Generator for one of 3.6 million different convincing, ready-made excuses!

As for you, don't give me any of your whining. In words of one syllable: you aren't exactly the Dalai Lama yourself. Some of us worry more about our own faults, not someone else's. But if it makes you happy, I'm sorry. Jeez, people can be so manipulative.

[ Excuse-O-Mat Generator ]

Cosmic Truth Generator.

Understand the true purpose of your cosmic journey. Generate your own cosmic truth.

Just as there are twelve months in a year, there are twelve eggs in a dozen. This is because of the cycle of electro-harmonic equivalence. the cosmic principle of volumetric reactivity is encoded in the US one dollar bill.

[ Cosmic Truth Generator ]

Tarot Spread Generator.

You have a choice of three different readings using the exceptionally popular Rider-Waite deck. The Three Card Spread is a quick way to gain insight into the emerging arc of the past, present, and future. The Five Card Spread is similar but provides a glimpse of hidden influences as well as some additional advice about the future. The Celtic Cross is perhaps the most widely employed approach for the serious student of Tarot.

(via Eric)

[ Tarot Spread Generator ]

quarta-feira, 16 de março de 2005

Typographic Book Search Generator.

Amaztype is a typographic book search generator using Amazon web services. You decide what to use (books, music or video/dvd), type in a word and that word will be generated out of book or music covers that contain that particular word.

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[ Typographic Book Search Generator ]

Talmud Server Generator.

The Random Talmud Server is a chance-guided service for those who love the sea of Talmud.

Three things restore a man's good spirits: beautiful sounds, sights, and fragrances. B. Berachot 57b.

[ Talmud Server Generator ]

Jack O'Lantern Generator.

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Create your own Jack O'Lantern.

[ Jack O'Lantern Generator ]

segunda-feira, 14 de março de 2005

Catbert's Performance Review Generator.

You have to review the performance of a co-worker who exhibits the intelligence of a slug, but since today's incompetent co-worker could become tomorrow's incompetent boss, you don't want to say anything offensive. Do you lie?

Solve the problem with Catbert's Performance Review Generator! Its vague sentences can be interpreted as praise by your dimwitted co-worker, but you'll know that 'you would be lucky to get him to work for you' means he never works.

Performance Appraisal for Mr. Generator:

Mr. Generator was tasked with many assignments this year. His performance defies measurement. It would be accurate to say that he has been responsible for the changes in our work group dynamics. His work may greatly impact the company. Many wonder at the extent of his knowledge and his core values show through in his work. No one has caught Mr. Generator sleeping on the job. He handles assignments with unlooked-for creativity.

[ Catbert's Performance Review Generator ]

Name Generator.

It's fast! It's fun! It's another Name Generator and it'll use space-age computer technology to give you a name based on information which you, the casual web user, provide!

What are you waiting for? You know you need a wacky funny name to share with your friends and acquaintances!

[ Name Generator ]

Conspiracy Theory Generator.

Confused about how the world works? Why not make sense of it all with a grand conspiracy theory! However, there are just too many of these floating around. Here you can come up with a Wacko Right Wing Conspiracy Theory of your very own.

Simply enter your selections, click the button at the bottom of the page and print it out. You'll be the hero of your next militia meeting. Have fun, and remember...They are Watching You!

(via Google Blogoscoped)

[ Conspiracy Theory Generator ]

Fable Generator.

This generator creates random fables. To display another random fable, just hit 'reload' on your browser.

A wizard, sitting in the marketplace, was telling the fortunes of the passers-by when a person ran up in great haste, and announced to him that the doors of his house had been broken open and that all his goods were being stolen.

He sighed heavily and hastened away as fast as he could run. A neighbor saw him running and said, 'Oh! you fellow there! you say you can foretell the fortunes of others; how is it you did not foresee your own?'

[ Fable Generator ]

domingo, 13 de março de 2005

Zen Koan Generator.

A koan is a puzzling, often paradoxical statement or story, used in Zen Buddhism as an aid to meditation and a means of gaining spiritual awakening and usually one of the sayings of a great Zen master of the past.

Nansen saw the monks of the eastern and western halls fighting over a cat. He seized the cat and told the monks: 'If any of you say a good word, you can save the cat.'
No one answered. So Nansen boldly cut the cat in two pieces.
That evening Joshu returned and Nansen told him about this. Joshu removed his sandals and, placing them on his head, walked out.
Nansen said: 'If you had been there, you could have saved the cat.'

Mumon's Comment: Why did Joshu put his sandals on his head? If anyone answers this question, he will understand exactly how Nansen enforced the edict. If not, he should watch his own head.

[ Zen Koan Generator ]

Military Codename Generator.

The US military will have to spend lots of precious hours to come up with sound codenames for all their military actions. Take a bit of load off the hard working men and women at the Pentagon by creating a codename.

This would be a good codename for a ground battle in Iran:
Vigilant Promise.

[ Military Codename Generator ]

quinta-feira, 10 de março de 2005

Business Reply Generator.

The Business Reply Generator lets you easily create responses to send back to the spammers harassing you.

Simply paste in their details, and click 'Generate.' Then, cut and paste the result into a reply email. Who knows... It could be a start of a very lucrative business relationship.

[ Business Reply Generator ]

Cartoon-O-Mat Cartoon Generator.

No need to try drawing a cartoon yourself. The Cartoon-O-Mat generates a new cartoon every time you reload the page.

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[ Cartoon-O-Mat Cartoon Generator ]

quarta-feira, 9 de março de 2005

Merovingian Name Generator.

Ever heard of Clovis? OK, probably not. He was king of the Franks, converted to Christianity by his wife Bathilde, and brought a good chunk of Europe under the thumb of his warlord dynasty, known as the 'Merovingians.'
Anyhoo, the Merovingians didn't do much for Europe, or for themselves, for that matter. They did, however, have one thing going for them... very funny names.

The Generator's Merovingian name is: Theuderic the Imbecile.

[ Merovingian Name Generator ]

Crossword Generator.

Another Crossword Puzzle Generator.
Enter up to 20 words and hints (clues) to create your own puzzles. There's no need to use all 20 words, you could use as little as two. Hints can be left blank.

(via Google Blogoscoped)

[ Crossword Generator ]

Lucky Number Generator.

Do you wanna know what your lucky number is?

The Generator's lucky number is: three.

[ Lucky Number Generator ]

Band Generator.

Manufacture your own rock band with the best of 'em.

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(via Google Blogoscoped)

[ Band Generator ]

Anagram Generator.

An anagram is a rearrangement of the letters of a word to make another word. A famous Latin anagram was an answer made out of a question asked by Pilate. The question was 'Quid est veritas?' (What is truth?), and the answer 'Est vir qui adest' (it is the man who is here.)
This Anagram Generator will take an English name, phrase, and so on, and rearrange the letters to form other English words.

Generator = a gore rent, greater on, rage tenor, neat roger, rear get on, organ tree.

(via Eric Zorn's Notebook)

[ Anagram Generator ]

Name Generator.

This page generates weird and wonderful male and female forenames. Not by picking random ones out of a hat (like most of the name generators out there), but actually twisting the English language in such a way to hopefully generate new and unique names.
You have to feed the generator the first two letters of a name and it will generate 20 random names starting with those two letters.

I entered 'Ge' and here are the results:

Georio, Geoffran, Gerain, Gerrodrodoreal, Gerardin, Gelincent, Geneal, Geralph, Gerand, Gerron, Genicky, Genewtonson, Geramy, Georento, Gelon, Georen, Gelonny, Germanto, Genick and Gelou.

(via Richard)

[ Name Generator ]

segunda-feira, 7 de março de 2005

Road Sign Generator.

Create your own Road Sign.

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[ Road Sign Generator ]

Hawaiian Name Generator.

Find out what your name would be in Hawaii with the Hawaiian Name Generator.

The Generator would be: Ke Kenelakolu.

[ Hawaiian Name Generator ]

Future Job Generator.

The Generator was actually thinking about retiring from work, but maybe he should reconsider.

According to the Future Job Generator he's going to be a Hot Actor soon.

[ Future Job Generator ]

Adventure Generator.

Create your own adventure. Pick a story from a small list, follow the directions and you'll get a chance to create an adventure starring you and your friends.

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(via Google Blogoscoped)

[ Adventure Generator ]

Fluffy Kitten Name Generator.

What's your fluffy kitten name?

The Generator's fluffy kitten name is: Whiskers Merryweather.

[ Fluffy Kitten Name Generator ]

Name Generator.

The random name generator uses data from the US Census to randomly generate male and female names. Use it for screenplays, fake id's, car rentals, pick-up lines, books, prank calls or movies.

The Generator created these names:

Jamie Cothern
Guy Longfellow
Ted Seamans

[ Name Generator ]

domingo, 6 de março de 2005

Fantasy Character Generator.

The HeroMachine 2.0 is the ultimate fantasy entertainment character creator.
The Generator created this hero:

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(via Google Blogoscoped)

[ Fantasy Character Generator ]

Acronym Liar Generator.

Type a word into the Acronym Liar Generator and it takes an existing acronym and changes it using the word you typed.

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[ Acronym Liar Generator ]

Love Story Generator.

You decide how a love story unfolds.

Betty is a 21 year old female, living in Chicago; she likes money, and she dislikes nothing in particular. Jack is a 27 year old male, living in Hollywood; he likes Betty, and he dislikes nothing in particular. John is a 29 year old male, living in Chicago; he likes nothing in particular, and he dislikes nothing in particular. Ferdinand is a 31 year old male, living in Chicago; he likes computers, and he dislikes nothing in particular.

You then decide how many will end up dead and how many will end up married.

In the end: 1 person has died. Betty is married to John and happily in love; she had nothing, now she has money. John is married to Betty and happily in love; he had money, now he has Betty.

(thanks Philipp)

[ Love Story Generator ]

sábado, 5 de março de 2005

Future Husband/Wife's Name Generator.

Ever wanted to know what the name of your future partner will be? Probably not, but here you can find out anyway!

The Generator is going to marry Ethel Robertson.
I hear wedding bells!

[ Future Husband/Wife's Name Generator ]

Japanese Name Generator.

Here's another Japanese Name Generator.

The Generator's Japanese name is :Sakamoto Kazuma which means 'book of the hill, one reality.'

[ Japanese Name Generator ]

sexta-feira, 4 de março de 2005

Crossword Generator.

Just add a few words to a blank crossword puzzle, then click Generate to produce a crossword with those words.

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[ Crossword Generator ]

Mission Statement Generator.

With the Dilbert Mission Statement Generator you can create buzzword-filled sentences and watch the promotions follow!

The customer can count on us to enthusiastically administrate prospective opportunities as well as to synergistically utilize economically sound methods of empowerment while maintaining the highest standards.

[ Mission Statement Generator ]

Domain Name Generator.

In need for a new domain name? The Domain Name Generator will do just that, generate random domains every time you load it to inspire you!

[ Domain Name Generator ]

quarta-feira, 2 de março de 2005

Dave Barry Column Generator.

Dave Barry's columns are published every Friday on his web site at the Miami Herald. But if you can't wait that long, you can use this generator to make a column yourself.

Recently in Paris (motto: "escargots"), residents reported an outbreak of funny mushrooms. Perhaps you think there are no funny mushrooms in Paris. Perhaps you are an idiot. As the French say, au contraire (literally: "Why didn't I get any mayonaise with these fries?!"). I have here in my hands a copy of an Associated Press article sent in by alert reader Harry, whose name can be rearranged to spell "HYARR", although that is not my main point.

My suggestion is more along the lines of a coup de grace, from the French coup, meaning "doing", and de grace, meaning "nothing". The Paris city council thinks that they (the funny mushrooms) will eventually go away.

[ Dave Barry Column Generator ]

Website Idea Generator.

If you're a web developer, or any kind of digital entrepeneur, the new Web Site Idea Generator can help you brainstorm your new business.

A Japanese interactive fiction that revolutionizes radio stations in vital clusters or A text-to-fragrance device that outperforms colleagues in street-smart design issues.

[ Website Idea Generator ]

Word Generator.

Here's another Word Generator.
It's an exercise in finding meaning in nonsense.

The Generator created these new words:
twaltition, uvipedant, sloigable, aucaudance and livan.

[ Word Generator ]

terça-feira, 1 de março de 2005

Band and Song Name Generator.

Create your own band name and pick a song title as an extra, like:

Generator Snail and the Friendly Waiters with Puffy Purpose.

[ Band and Song Name Generator ]

Fantasy Name Generator.

One of the perks of creating fantasy stories is you get to make up the names. Some people relish the task while others are frustrated by it. Some like it but can't seem to create names that are diverse enough. Fantasy Name Generator is a tool that can help you.

The Generator made these names:
Grunphankle, Bokthunph. Blomphknock and Clidiotwimp

[ Fantasy Name Generator ]

Goth Quote Generator.

Nothing jazzes up a goth site like a depressing, self-absorbed, and/or morbid quote in a nice red font. The Goth Quote Generator will obligingly churn out quotes for our nation's mascara-wearing, black-lace-enshrouded masses. May the peace of the grave be yours always, or something like that.

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[ Goth Quote Generator ]

segunda-feira, 28 de fevereiro de 2005

Egyptian Name Generator.

Want to know what your name looks like in Egyptian hieroglyphics?
The Generator's name looks like this:

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[ Egyptian Name Generator ]

Rock Star Name Generator.

Whether you like it heavy or hard, gothic or classic, it all falls under one label: Rock. From past 8 Tracks of Led Zeppelin to MP3s of Linkin Park today, the one constant in music has been Rock and Roll. What better way to front your garage band than a first class stage name? Use the Rock Star Name Generator to create your unique music rockstar name based on your real name.

The Generator's Rock Star Name is: Van Rush.

[ Rock Star Name Generator ]

Random Person Generator.

The Random Person Generator makes a new person.
Different every time.
The Generator made this person:

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[ Random Person Generator ]

Pack Place Sign Generator.

Generate your own Pack Place Sign.

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[ Pack Place Sign Generator ]

Color Scheme Generator.

While designing web pages, computer applications, or house interiors, we need to find a good color scheme. For every tint there are colors which it can coexist with, and which it can't. Some combinations are uncomfortable, or disturbing - while others are pleasant.

This application generates color schemes of several types. Every scheme is based on one base color, which is supplemented with additional colors making together the best optical impression.

[ Color Scheme Generator ]

Here's [ another ] one.

Buzzword Generator.

Some buzzwords:

forceful incremental capability,
nonstationary strict time-phase,
accelerated anolog concept.

[ Buzzword Generator ]

domingo, 27 de fevereiro de 2005

Spammer Name Generator.

If you're an up-and-coming generic V1agra salesman, you've got to have the right name. Nobody would buy penile superpower drugs from a salesman who openly cited a PhD, or spoke on behalf of an established pharmaceutical company; the public demands random nouns and middle initials, and will settle for nothing less.

The Generator's Spammer Name is: Chapman R. Royalty.

[ Spammer Name Generator [

Goth Lyric Generator.

Create your own Goth Lyrics.

Serpents cling to blackened brilliance
Prayers swell with yearning rapture
Fire eviscerates beloved minions
Agony engulfs feral concubine

[ Goth Lyric Generator ]

sábado, 26 de fevereiro de 2005

Computer Programmers Nickname Generator.

Need and easy way to generate nicknames for the computer programmers in your office? This Computer Programmers Nickname Generator uses a simple javascript routine to generate a random nickname from an array based on the content of your real name.

The Generator is not a Computer Programmer, but if he were, his nickname would be" The Gangster of Code.

[ Computer Programmers Nickname Generator ]

Rap Star Name Generator.

Whether you like the old school hip-hop of 'Rapper's Delight' by the Sugarhill Gang, or the 'gangsta' rap of 50 Cent, one theme plays out: great hip-hop rap star names. Even if you think Ja Rule is 'Ja Crap' or Old Dirty Bastard lacks finesse, an urban styled hip hop name is fun for the whole family.

The Generator's Rap Star Name is The Rhyme .

[ Rap Star Name Generator ]

quinta-feira, 24 de fevereiro de 2005

Lorem Ipsum Generator.

Another 'Lorem Ipsum Generator,' but a very comprehensive one. You can choose between various languages and charsets like, Arabic, Chinese, Greek, Hindi, Cyrillic, L33tspeak, Esperanto, Interlingua, Slovio, Sona, Japanese and more.

Here's a 'Lorem Ipsum' in Lëtzebuergesch, the language spoken in Luxemburg.

Räich ugedon schéinen an zwé. Vun eise Biereg duurch si, hin jo Wisen Poufank, drem gudden bessert dé méi. Wa gin Hunn Blieder. Hir eise jéngt heescht op, mir no Heck d'Pan d'Vioule.

[ Lorem Ipsum Generator ]

Fridge Message Generator.

Create your own fridge magnet messages.

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[ Fridge Message Generator ]

Here's [ another ] one

Text To Speech Generator.

Enter some text, choose a voice, then click the 'speak' button.
Your text will be spoken in UK English, US English, Spanish, German and French.

[ Text To Speech Generator ]

quarta-feira, 23 de fevereiro de 2005

Magical Name Acronym Generator.

Nothing is more important to
a person than their name. It is
a label we are given at birth and
therefore can affect our personality
as we grow up and become individuals.

This generator will take your real name
or blog/journal username and tell you
what each letter of it means about
your personality. The things you
learn about yourself or others
in this test may be important!

[ Magical Name Acronym Generator ]

Nerd Name Generator.

Cast off your mundane name and get a new nerd name.

The Generator's nerd name is: Nigel, the Debian Luser.

[ Nerd Name Generator ]

Ransom Note Generator.

Warning: this is for entertainment purposes only. Do not use it for any illegal activities. The Generator Blog will cooperate with all valid law enforcement requests.

Enter your ransom note text in the box. When done, click 'Generate Ransom Note' and a printable ransom note will be created for you.

[ Ransom Note Generator ]

terça-feira, 22 de fevereiro de 2005

Spam-O-Matic Generator.

Create your own spam.

DO YOU FEEL UNHAPPY? N0 MORE! those times are over.
Did you ever think..... it doesnt w0rk!? Now it does!
Read on--GENERATOR2000(TM) this will help you GUARANTEED

Try it for free NOW! JUST $89... too good to be troo?
I thought s0 too ....at first. Try it now. CLICK HERE

[ Spam-O-Matic Generator ]

Associate Degrees of Kevin Bacon Generator.

The 'Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon' is fun. No argument there. The problem, though, is that the game is limited to the tiny but growing fraction of people who have been in one or more major motion pictures. What about the rest of humanity? What game is there for them?

This one. In this game, we can connect anyone, anywhere to Kevin Bacon. Just enter a name and find out how that person fits into the Bacon-oriented world.

The Generator taught 'Da Bump' to Suzette Dibny,
who can't stop thinking about Leonard Fortuitous,
who can't get enough of Betty Hopper,
who who once sang a karaoke version
of 'Islands in the Stream' with Kevin Bacon

[ Associate Degrees of Kevin Bacon Generator ]

Star Wars Title Generator.

Help Mr. Lucas out by suggesting old-school titles for the next Star Wars episode, courtesy of randomness.

Coming to a theatre near you:
Die, Obi-Wan, Die.

[ Star Wars Title Generator ]

segunda-feira, 21 de fevereiro de 2005

George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator.

Want to come up with your own conspiracy theory about George W. Bush? Don't let Al Franken, Michael Moore, and MoveOn.org have all the fun! Use this handy George W. Bush Conspiracy Theory Generator to come up with your own conspiracy theory!

* This tool may not be used to create Democratic presidential candidate speeches!

George W. Bush had Michael Jackson arrested so that Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter could upset The French.

[ George W. Bush Conspiracy Generator ]

Elvish Name Generator.

No, not Elvis, Elvish.
You have a secret Elvish name.
Discover it.

The Generator's Elvish name is: Mablung Míriel.

[ Elvish Name Generator ]

Letter Generator.

Here you can learn the parts of a letter and how to write your own letter. Just enter your name and get started...

[ Letter Generator ]

Band Name Generator.

There are a lot of Band Name Generators out there.
This is another one but it also generates a poster.

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[ Band Name Generator ]

Word Generator.

Stuck for a word? Need something to adequately describe your day yet doesn't already have some other meaning? Look no further than the random word generator!

By analysing the frequency of pairs of letters in 45,402 different words it is possible to generate new words which don't have any meaning but are reasonably syntactically correct.

The Generator made these new words:

generatoraspocketamentingly, generatorist, generatortiveolem, generatoranswimps, generatorusabety, generatornylonian, generatorbiconjunimatessie

[ Word Generator ]

Insulting Nickname Generator.

The Generator already had a nickname. People call him 'Weirdo.'
But now he has an insulting nickname too.

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[ Insulting Nickname Generator ]

domingo, 20 de fevereiro de 2005

Bush Background Generator.

Enter some text and create a Bush Background.

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[ Bush Background Generator ]

Star Wars Name Generator.

Find out your Star Wars name.

The Generator's Star Wars name is:
Thege Ligen, Rothonda of None

[ Star Wars Name Generator ]

Gif to Text Generator.

This script takes the URL of a GIF image and converts that GIF image into ASCII text or colored HTML. Not very useful, but pretty cool.

[ Gif to Text Generator ]

sábado, 19 de fevereiro de 2005

Bar Joke Generator.

Exhausted your repertiore of bar jokes? Tired of combing local brewpubs and traffic schools for fresh material?
That's why the Random Bar Joke Generator was created. Each press of the button will deliver another knee-slapper, guaranteed to be hilarious to anyone who's sufficiently sloshed out of their gumboots to not actually be that discriminating.

So this guy walks into a bar. A pig gets close to the guy and says 'Give me a dollar and I'll recite the Carmina Burana from memory.' The guy says 'I'm not a guy, I'm a bum!' The bartender thinks a minute and says 'You owe me ten bucks.'

Um... I don't think I get it.

[ Bar Joke Generator ]

Indian Name Generator.

Just enter some information and hit the button. After the wheels stop spinning you will be presented with a certificate that confirms your new Authentic Indian Name.

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[ Indian Name Generator ]

Embedded Media HTML Generator.

You may have viewed web pages that have movies or animations that display within a portion of a web page rather than in a separate application. Animation, audio, video, or other media that is displayed within a web page is known as embedded media.

The Embedded Media HTML Generator has been developed to ease the burden of inserting video and animations into web pages.

[ Embedded Media HTML Generator ]

quinta-feira, 17 de fevereiro de 2005

Astronomical Brainabetizer Generator.

Create your name or that of your website with the help of a Brain Alphabet.

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Also available, an Astronomical Alphabet

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a Sign Alphabet

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[ Astronomical Brainabetizer Generator ]

Cocktail Generator.

With the scienterrific Mixilator, creating a cocktail is as easy as pressing a button. You can let the Mixilator do it all, or, to keep things interesting, you can make personal selections to influence your otherwise random automatic cocktail.

The Generator created this cocktail:

Poole's Foppery Special.
Chill cocktail glass. Prepare as follows:
In cocktail shaker frappe with ice
* 1½ oz Seagram's V.O.
* 1 oz Plymouth gin
* ¾ oz grape juice
* 1 tsp. Malort
* 5 drops Underberg bitters

Pour into cocktail glass. Float a scant spoonful of dark rum on surface of drink.

[ Cocktail Generator ]

Concept Web Generator.

Fill in some information and make your own concept web.

[ Concept Web Generator ]

Proverbs Generator.

Create random proverbs.
Like this one:

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[ Proverbs Generator ]

Worksheet Generator.

Now you can create customized worksheets in less than 5 minutes! Choose from several vocabulary and math worksheet templates.

[ Worksheet Generator ]

quarta-feira, 16 de fevereiro de 2005

Professor Poopypants Name Change Generator.

Let Professor Poopypants change your name into a silly one.

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The Generator's silly name is: Falafel Lizardbuns.

[ Professor Poopypants Name Change Generator ]

Bushku Generator.

It's Bushku, poppie! A Bushku is a Haiku, cyberpoetry as from the glib lips of the US President. A Bushku uses a 3-5-3 syllable form, 'cause 5-7-5 is too darn complexicated.

dry duh scrubs
small clean vile hopes sing
brave (Help me, Dick!) eels shine

[ Bushku Generator ]

Country Star Name Generator.

It has many styles and genres. Contemporary, Honky-Tonk, Bluegrass, Western, Outlaw, Cowboy, even Progressive. But you probably know and love it as Country music. Whether you gamble on Kenny Rogers or get the blues with Alan Jackson, a great western stage name fits like a great pair of well-worn jeans. Use the Country Star Name Generator to let the redneck in you show.

The Generator's Country Star Name is: Vern Pitts.

[ Country Star Name Generator ]

Fairy Tale Generator.

Create your own Fairy Tale.
The Generator created this one:

I stepped outside with father's boots on, feeling the heaviness of his feet in mine. The people in my country's soil then clawed into his boots and pulled me down until I could no longer breathe in anything but dense thick soil and earthworm particles traveling into my mouth.

The spirits of my land traveled through me as well. They drifted in and out of my body, trading places and laughing, laughing at me and my sad predicament.

[ Fairy Tale Generator ]

terça-feira, 15 de fevereiro de 2005

Snoop Dogg Shizzolator.

What up, cuz? It's tha Snoopy D-O-double Gizzle in da hizzle. Enter yo trickass url and traaanslate it from tha shizzle to da shiznit, know what I'm sayin?

Take a look at The Generator Blog in shiznit.

[ Snoop Dogg Shizzolator ]

Glitter and Glam Rock Name Generator.

If you've ever dreamed of being Ziggy Stardust or a member of Vixen or Poison, this is for you! Just enter your gender and find out your new Glam Rock Star Name.

The Generator's Glitter and Glam Rock Name is: Jupiter Lippstikk.

[ Glitter and Glam Rock Name Generator ]

AIEEE Generator.

Are you tired of practicing your blank stares for when someone says they need a TCP/IP-based LAN set up and a USB-to-SCSI adapter ASAP? Do you wish you could throw around acronyms with that same casual attitude that pisses you off so much? Here's your chance.

With the Acronym Interaction, Expansion and Extrapolation Engine, you can enter any combination of letters you like and you'll get a handy, technical-sounding, completely made-up phrase that borders on the plausible.

Weblog = Wide Erasable Boolean Line Option Graphics.

[ AIEEE Generator ]

Dossier Sexupifier Generator.

Enter the text of your weak, unconvincing dossier, and have it automatically sexed up in seconds, in just the way that Alistair Campbell wouldn't have done.

The Generator Blog is clearly not about those machines used to change mechanical energy into electrical energy within 45 minutes. It's about software that creates software. Software to play around and have fun with.

[ Dossier Sexupifier Generator ]

segunda-feira, 14 de fevereiro de 2005

Gas Giant Image Generator.

The Gas Giant Image Generator creates images of...um, gas giants.
A gas giant is a large planet that is not composed mostly of rock or other solid matter. Gas giants may still have a rocky or metallic core, but the majority of its mass is in the form of gas.

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[ Gas Giant Image Generator ]